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Pool Phun
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First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only
thing you need to know is what a pool filter looks like.
Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your
"friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you
reverse the polarity polarity of his/her pool, by switching the
wires around. They are located in the back of the pump. This will
have quite an effect when the pump goes on. In other words.
Boooooooooooommm! Thats right, when you mix +
wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the 4th of july happens
again. Not into total destruction???
When the pump is off, switch the pump to "backwash". Turn the
pump on and get the phuck out! When you look the next day,
phunny. The pool is dry.
If you want permanent damage, yet no great display like my first
one mentioned, shut the valves of the pool off. (There are
usually 2) One that goes to the main drain and one that goes to
the filter in the pool.
That should be enough to have one dead pump. The pump must take
in water, so when there isn't any...
Practical jokes:
These next ones deal with true friends and there is *no*
permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must check the
pool with chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine. The
other is labeled alkaline (ph). You want orthotolidine. (It
checks the chlorine). Go to your local pool store and tell them
you're going into the pool business, and to sell you ortho-
tolidine (a CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if
possible. The solution is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this
chemical. And sew the bags to the inside of your suit. Next, go
swimming with your friend! Then open the bags and look like
you're enjoying a piss. Anyone there will turn a deep red! They
will be embarrassed so much, especially if they have guests
there! Explain what it is, then add vinegar to the pool. Only a
little. The "piss" will disappear.
Ye Olde Moltov-Cocktail:
% <--Wick (dipped in gasoline)
%%
_%_
I---I <---Cap
Liquor __ I % I
(or Gasoline) \ / \
\ \ /--Bottle (obviously)
/ \-> \ /
I_______I<-/
I The I
ICoktailI
Label ----> Iof the I
I World i
I-------i
i_______i
A simple moltov for all of you.
One special note. I suggest using gas instead of liquor for the
cocktail, seeing as how one can make for himself much better
cocktails.
Very Simple bomb. Just light and throw. There are many
variations to this, which are in phile #2.
-Galin